Welcome, fellow human

Laugh Through The Payne is the official comedy site of Zach Payne, a person whom you know personally, have heard great things about, or are doing background research on before asking him to take a serum and become a Super Soldier. All three varieties are welcome.

You’ll find all my writing here on the “Writing” tab, and if you subscribe below, I’ll send you my new stuff every once in a while. People have said I could charge upwards of $1.99 annually for these emails, but I’m a man of the people and continue to do it for free. Enjoy.

PS - if you’re thinking about taking any of my work and using it as your own, remember that I’m likely going to be a Super Soldier in the near future. Plagiarists, you’ve been warned.

I DON’T CARE - TAKE ME TO THE WRITING!