NFTs are the talk of the town these days, and they’re definitely a real thing and not a made up bubble. You know how I know? Because everyone I know who likes them spends an insane amount of time trying to explain how they’re a real thing and not a bubble, and they definitely couldn’t be wrong. From my understanding, you just buy this stuff and then it automatically increases in value and then you sell it later for a huge profit. I can’t believe everyone’s not getting in on this - it’s free money. As such, I’ve compiled a list of NFTs I’m seeking to purchase in the near future - if you know where to acquire them, please let me know.
The Chocolate Rain YouTube video
Ronnie from Jersey Shore’s audition
The Law & Order “dun dun”
The complete collection of Spanish subtitles for Full House
A calculator that says “BOOBLESS”
A panoramic picture of a $2 bill
The New York Times Crossword from January 27th (Unsolved)
A Quibi subscription
John Travolta’s iCloud
The porn clip Ted Cruz accidentally liked on Twitter
A sponsored tweet from T Mobile promoting their 5G coverage
A series of accidental screenshot selfies by grandparents
The Microsoft desktop screen
A recording of the crosswalk audio saying “WAIT”
The contract Nelly and Tim McGraw signed to record “Over and Over” (2004)
Al Gore’s autograph
A Buzzfeed article about funny bumper stickers
The first Lickitung captured in Pokemon Go
A clip of dad’s playing Call of Duty for the first time
That orange box everyone posted for Fyre Fest
The first VLOOKUP ever executed
A compilation of Shrek saying “Donkey”
Young Jeezy’s verse from “Love in this Club”
A realistic giraffe drawn in Microsoft Paint
That video of Michael B Jordan accidentally getting knocked out while filming Creed
The Wifi password for Planet Fitness
A well maintained Farmville farm that doesn’t have any carrots
The Terms & Conditions agreed to before being able to access Gmail
Margaret Thatcher’s Wikipedia page
The interface you see at bowling alleys when you get a strike
The end of the Entourage theme song where the guy says “Aw Yeah!”
A loading screen from Halo 2
Footage of Kareem Abdul Jabbar learning karate
The promotional video for Kim Kardashian’s sextape
A PDF of a children’s bible
An MP3 of “Gilette, the best a man can geeeet”
Taylor Swift’s old albums that she doesn’t have the rights to
A picture of a redwood tree
A screenshot of the weather app where it say’s it’s raining but also that there’s a 0% chance of rain
A podcast ad for Quip toothbrushes
A shopping cart from PetSmart.com with as much dog food as they’ll allow you to buy at once
A reddit thread about wart removal
Sylvester Stallone’s FitBit results
A LinkedIn request from someone pretending to be Jeff Bezos
The first Yelp review of an Arby’s
The pilot of Rocket Power
A Facebook message from someone from my high school selling Essential Oils
An Ikea link to a standing desk
A picture of all the DVD covers for the Fast & Furious franchise
A 1 hour loop of Tom Hanks saying “This…is the Polar Express”
Again, if you have any leads, please send them my way!