50 NFTs I'm Seeking to Purchase

NFTs are the talk of the town these days, and they’re definitely a real thing and not a made up bubble. You know how I know? Because everyone I know who likes them spends an insane amount of time trying to explain how they’re a real thing and not a bubble, and they definitely couldn’t be wrong. From my understanding, you just buy this stuff and then it automatically increases in value and then you sell it later for a huge profit. I can’t believe everyone’s not getting in on this - it’s free money. As such, I’ve compiled a list of NFTs I’m seeking to purchase in the near future - if you know where to acquire them, please let me know.

  1. The Chocolate Rain YouTube video

  2. Ronnie from Jersey Shore’s audition

  3. The Law & Order “dun dun”

  4. The complete collection of Spanish subtitles for Full House

  5. A calculator that says “BOOBLESS”

  6. A panoramic picture of a $2 bill

  7. The New York Times Crossword from January 27th (Unsolved)

  8. A Quibi subscription

  9. John Travolta’s iCloud

  10. The porn clip Ted Cruz accidentally liked on Twitter

  11. A sponsored tweet from T Mobile promoting their 5G coverage

  12. A series of accidental screenshot selfies by grandparents

  13. The Microsoft desktop screen

  14. A recording of the crosswalk audio saying “WAIT”

  15. The contract Nelly and Tim McGraw signed to record “Over and Over” (2004)

  16. Al Gore’s autograph

  17. A Buzzfeed article about funny bumper stickers

  18. The first Lickitung captured in Pokemon Go

  19. A clip of dad’s playing Call of Duty for the first time

  20. That orange box everyone posted for Fyre Fest

  21. The first VLOOKUP ever executed

  22. A compilation of Shrek saying “Donkey”

  23. Young Jeezy’s verse from “Love in this Club”

  24. A realistic giraffe drawn in Microsoft Paint

  25. That video of Michael B Jordan accidentally getting knocked out while filming Creed

  26. The Wifi password for Planet Fitness

  27. A well maintained Farmville farm that doesn’t have any carrots

  28. The Terms & Conditions agreed to before being able to access Gmail

  29. Margaret Thatcher’s Wikipedia page

  30. The interface you see at bowling alleys when you get a strike

  31. The end of the Entourage theme song where the guy says “Aw Yeah!”

  32. A loading screen from Halo 2

  33. Footage of Kareem Abdul Jabbar learning karate

  34. The promotional video for Kim Kardashian’s sextape

  35. A PDF of a children’s bible

  36. An MP3 of “Gilette, the best a man can geeeet”

  37. Taylor Swift’s old albums that she doesn’t have the rights to

  38. A picture of a redwood tree

  39. A screenshot of the weather app where it say’s it’s raining but also that there’s a 0% chance of rain

  40. A podcast ad for Quip toothbrushes

  41. A shopping cart from PetSmart.com with as much dog food as they’ll allow you to buy at once

  42. A reddit thread about wart removal

  43. Sylvester Stallone’s FitBit results

  44. A LinkedIn request from someone pretending to be Jeff Bezos

  45. The first Yelp review of an Arby’s

  46. The pilot of Rocket Power

  47. A Facebook message from someone from my high school selling Essential Oils

  48. An Ikea link to a standing desk

  49. A picture of all the DVD covers for the Fast & Furious franchise

  50. A 1 hour loop of Tom Hanks saying “This…is the Polar Express”

Again, if you have any leads, please send them my way!

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