Marjorie Taylor Greene is a terrible person. The amount of terrible things that she has said or done in a short amount of time (trying to get her coworkers killed among them) is really astounding, and her district in Georgie should be incredibly not proud. But somehow, despite all the INSANE things she has said and done, the most insane thing to me about Marjorie Taylor Greene is that her name is Marjorie Taylor Green. Marjorie Taylor Greene does not sound like the name of a racist, conspiracy theorist, seditionist, lunatic politician in the year 2021, but it does sound like the name of:
A prostitute that was paid to sleep with the Confederate Army
A character with a one episode story arc in Bridgerton
The woman that sourced the materials for Betsy Ross to sew the American flag
The first person to catch cholera on the Titanic
One of Larry King’s divorcées from before he got famous
Your grandmother’s friend from elementary school who she lost touch with after her family moved out of state
The first woman who ever got to ride in a Model-T
One of the women who led protests against women having the right to vote
A computer-generated name for a grandmother character on the Sims
The housekeeper that Winston Churchill promoted to chef because she made the best omelettes
Someone who de-friended Amelia Earhart when she found out she wanted to fly planes
And last but not least, Marjorie Taylor Greene sounds like the name of:
A woman who had a one-night stand with John Wilkes Booth the night before he assassinated Lincoln
I hope you don’t take this too personally, Marjorie, I’d hate for you to unleash the space lasers on me.