Ahead of a recent shoot for work, I was asked to come up with some funny, fake book titles that we could print and use in the background of the set. I thoroughly enjoyed the exercise, as literally anything can fly when it comes to book titles, so I decided to think of some more. Here’s a list of some fake (for now) titles that I’m certain would fly off the shelf.
The Fault in Our Personalities
Tales of a Bottom Tier Influencer
No Kisses Before Noon
Working on the Margarines: The History of Country Crock
100 Classic Birthday Songs
Cremation: What to Expect Before Your Big Day
This Game's Got Legs: The History of Wheelchair Basketball
Murder at The Masked Singer
The Official Egg-Less Brunch Cookbook
The Written History of Oral Histories
Rally the Scoops: How to Unionize Your Ice Cream Shop
Pudding, It’s All On The Line
Convertibles in Traffic
Lady Rats
Feels Like The First Thyme
My Date with Mussolini
The Problem With Naming Your Kid TJ
Floor Plans to Friendship: The History of Construction Work
Occasional Smooches: How to Keep it Mostly Platonic
Tall Tails: Shocking Stories About Giraffes
Pant Suits for Dummies
Facials From Strangers: How to Master Your Skincare
How to Beat Your Grandpa at Checkers
The Day the Ice Cream Truck Didn’t Come
Keep Going, Sweetie: Memoir of a Parent of a Pornstar
The Complete Collection of Rashes
Blood, Sweat, and Tears: A Murder at the Sauna
16 Items or More
The Evolution of Fire Hydrants
Blouses: Views of the Top
Shrimp and Grit: Perseverance in the Bayou
How to Not Fall In Love With Chat Bots
Fifteen Love: Romance of the Modern Day Tennis Teen